about jordan-ashley

IMG_6854Jordan-Ashley Barney just graduated from Wheaton College with a B.A. in Media Studies and a certificate in Gender Studies. She is currently working as a content writer while bartending on the weekends. In her free time she writes, watches Netflix, and drinks exorbitant amounts of wine. She hopes to someday get paid for writing about things she actually gives a shit about. How does one get to that point? That is exactly what she is currently trying to figure out. Her passions include social justice, traveling, dancing to Beyonce, eating steak, and dreaming about how she could possibly become rich without having to sell either her body or her soul.

Here is what some famous people have said about her:

“She is the next me.” – Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Nora Ephron, and Mindy Kaling

“She is brave and fearless and lovely and bold yet possesses a simple grace that..” – Ernest Hemingway (I cut the¬†quote. it had twenty ‘ands’ plus it was a paragraph long.)

“She is a YUUUGE talent.” – Bernie Sanders

“She is so hot.” – Idris Elba

“She is such a bitch.” – Jane Austen